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June 2013

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Gastroclub returns to The Mark Addy

After a half year break, during which the organiser went travelling to far off places where rice and noodles are the main carbohydrate, the award winning monthly social dining event known as Gastroclub is back.

Like many ideas, this began after a heated debate in a pub. Katie Brunt and her mates were discussing why there were no social dining events in Manchester and what the most unusual thing they’d ever seen on the menu in a local restaurant was. Katie combined these ideas and GastroClub was born. She threw out a few tentative tweets to gage interest and before long a group of social media savvy Mancunian fine food lovers were hungry for more.

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The first event was held in August 2010 at The Mark Addy. Always one to rise to an unusual culinary challenge, Chef Robert Owen Brown quickly grasped the concept of providing an ambitious one-off menu for hearty gourmet appetites. Since then, Gastroclub events have introduced Manchester’s more adventurous diners to the wider range of food available in restaurants across town. Over the months, they’ve gorged their way through silver ear fungus and jellyfish, Ethiopian flat breads, grey squirrel pie, frog’s legs, monkfish liver and pan fried ostrich satay.

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The most recent event was held back at The Mark Addy, the place that many long-standing members agree is the spiritual home of GastroClub. 80 guests were booked in to sample some more unusual dishes from Robert Owen Brown’s imagination. On arrival we were given a glass of Aperol Spritz - a classic cocktail from the Veneto region of Italy made with a bitter orange liqueur, prosecco and club soda. Sipping this on a balmy June evening on the Addy terrace overlooking the Irwell, whilst squinting, one could almost imagine they were in (a dingy back alley of) Venice.

After a game of ‘guess the Twitter person’ (would you believe it, the gobbiest ones are the most shy in real life) Chef came out to give us all a bit of an honest overview of the menu (his comments are in brackets). For £36, diners were offered a multi-course feast of delights.

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To start, there was wild salmon carpaccio style, (“there’s bound to be one of you who complains that it’s raw - it’s bloody meant to be”) perfectly fresh, thinly sliced salmon with lemon oil and chives.

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Next was hollandaise glazed truffled pheasant egg (“if I’d have realised I was going to have to perfectly poach 80 bloody pheasant eggs, I might have put summat else on the menu”) This dish caused an audible dent in general hubbub as a roomful of diners collectively marvelled at the gastronomic harmony made by these simple ingredients.

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‘Shank of sea robin with Yorkshire chorizo and heritage tomato’ was the course that everyone was most mystified about. Sea robin turned out to be a more elegant name for gurnard - which have large pectoral fins that open and close like a bird’s wings in flight when they swim. The flesh of this soft white fish was presented rolled and wrapped in a thin spring roll pastry on a stew of intensely flavoured chorizo and tomato.

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The main event was a ‘rare breed roast within a roast’ - 12-hour straw pit roasted goat kid, piglet, rose veal calf and salt marsh lamb. ROB loves wrapping things within other things so much that present giving on Christmas day must take a whole week at his house. He explained the logistical difficulties in packing together animal carcasses of such a similar size and in the end he had to swap them around a bit like a meaty puzzle to fit. The finished multi-beast was paraded through the restaurant to rapturous applause on a purpose built litter like a well fed and bronzed Roman emperor. It was then brought to a table where bloggers crowded round like eager paparazzi for an opportunity to get a photograph. It got more snaps than a trapped septuagenarian soap star after a sex scandal.

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There was so much meat some people even got doggie/piggy/goaty bags to take away. Although all of the meat was delicious and meltingly tender, you had to really concentrate to work out which of the beasts was on your fork at any time. Accompaniments were kept sensibly simple in the form of gravy, boiled and buttered new potatoes and perfectly turned carrots and courgettes. There was also a communal side salad for each table of seasonal greens grown nearby at Glebelands City Growers in Sale.

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So many people were stuffed to the gills and suffering badly from the meat sweats at this point, that even a ‘waffer theen mint’ would have finished them off, but was still time for dessert.The kitchen team had come up with an assiette of puddings called ‘Pop memories: A selection of five desserts all with fizzy pop at the roots’. Most young whippersnapper bloggers stared blankly at ROB as he waxed lyrically about the ‘pop man’ coming round to deliver brightly coloured Corona from the back of his van in the 70’s. We got Vimto jelly, Dr Pepper cheesecake with StarDust, Rubicon ice lolly, cream soda mousse and a coke float.

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GastroClub events are held at a different venue each month. Click here to join the mailing list or follow them on Twitter for info on the next event.

Jun 13, 2013

March 2013

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Simon Rogan - What to expect from The Midland French, Manchester

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Last time I had to write about Simon Rogan at l’Enclume, I was worried.

I worried that it would be a case of Emperor’s new clothes, I wouldn’t ‘get it’, we’d be served course after course of micro-herb flavoured air and that we would have to stop at a service station on the way back for some actual food that required chewing. Most of all, I worried about sounding like a pretentious arse in my write up. 

Unless you have been living on the moon for the past few months, you’ll be aware that award winning Chef Rogan, holder of 2 Michelin Stars and a 10/10 Good Food Guide rating, has joined forces with the iconic Midland Hotel in Manchester to give its outdated destination restaurant (and the city) a much needed culinary kick up the jacksie.

There are also imminent plans for him to oversee the larger 160-seater former ‘Colony’ restaurant in the hotel where the menu will feature more international dishes at a lower price point.

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The Midland Hotel is a Grade 2 listed building, so the interior designer had to work around it’s original features. They were obviously keen to keep a neutral palette to match Rogan’s natural style but it’s been a little over-beiged.

Over the course of the evening, we were presented with a series of dishes displaying a riot of natural colour such as purple hued viola leaves, vibrant orange butternut puree and gloriously rosy pink rhubarb. Rainbows of colour flashed randomly as the huge and impressive spherical chandeliers caught the light, but touches of colour in the decor wouldn’t have gone amiss. Also, the huge 60’s style wooden tables made it look a bit utilitarian, like when they had to turn glorious country houses into code breaking offices during the war.

Let me just cut to the chase and try and give you a general idea of what to expect from a Simon Rogan meal. If you want to read a fuller description, here’s my write up of L’Enclume for Great British Chefs.

The tasting menu evolves dish by dish within days so I’m not really spoiling things for you by showing you what I ate on the preview a few days before it officially opened on March 12th 2013.

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Don’t expect to be able to choose your 3 course option from a menu.  Diners can expect a set 3 (£29), 6 (£55) or 10 course (£79) culinary adventure with a comparative vegetarian option and the option to include a matching wine flight. If you’re really adverse to particular ingredients, mention it when booking, they’re pretty accommodating.

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Above - razor role reversal: Eggs, dill, celeriac and sea herbs

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Ox in coal oil, pumpkin seed, kohlrabi and sunflower seeds

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Fresh crab and caramelised cabbage, horseradish, chicken skin with crow garlic

Self styled ‘Google farmer’ Simon Rogan is fascinated by plant groups, botany and heritage dishes using ancient edible herbs and grains. He doesn’t hide behind modern molecular gastronomic techniques, but uses them as a tool to enhance the natural (and sometimes forgotten) purity of flavours. He’s not afraid to make something as simple as cabbage or turnip the central focus of a dish, often only using the protein element to enhance it.

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Early spring offerings, vegetables, herbs and flowers, lovage salt

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Sole fillet with onions, smoked scallops, parsley, leeks

If you counted it all up, over the course of the evening, we probably experienced well over 100 different ingredients and flavours in many different forms. Compare it to say, instruments in an orchestra. If the conductor doesn’t know what he’s doing, the sound can be the stuff of nightmares. In the hands of an expert, you can witness a harmonious experience that’ll stay with you forever.

Many ingredients come from the North West. Rogan now has 25 acres on 4 dedicated farms at his disposal to grow vegetables, herbs and lesser known leaves. There is also a garden on the roof of the Midland where the chefs intend to grow their own in season.

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Yew Tree Farm Herdwick hogget, sweetbread, sheep’s milk and ramsons

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Studded Cumbrian Rose veal, blewitts, split peas, sorrel and beetroot

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Sweet cheese, with rhubarb, toasted oats, mulled cider - This turned out to be one of the highest highs in a series of highlights for me. A perfect collection of complimentary flavours and textures. If I had to have this for breakfast every day for the rest of my life, I wouldn’t put up a fight.

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Pear, meadowsweet and rye, buttermilk, linseeds - Despite it’s slightly muculent texture, I imagine this would be the type of pudding Elizabeth I would have gladly tucked into. Apparently she was a big fan of meadowsweet and all the other ingredients would have been available during her reign.

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Sass ‘n’ soda - A shot of home brewed herbal sasparilla was poured into the cup at the table whilst the thin meringue sandwiched a thicker paste and a little ice cream. It smelled a little like play-dough and I wouldn’t be surprised if further research lead me to a good plant based reason why.

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I’m hardly going to be awarded the ‘Sherlock Holmes Award for stating the bleedin’ obvious’ in saying that Simon and his team will be the ones to finally bring the highly coveted Michelin star back to Manchester and The Midland Hotel in October, but I think that is merely the start of the journey.

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As someone who spends much time pondering on the definition of success, I leave you with this thought. Obviously the reservation book is now full of bookings from eager bloggers and food enthusiasts, but this is a long term project and Manchester, as a destination for serious food enthusiasts, is being judged. He has built it, will they come?

The Midland French Peter Street, Manchester, M60 2DS

Tel: +44 (0)161 236 3333 Email: info@the-french.co.uk  

Follow: @thefrenchSR

Open Tues-Sat 12-2pm Dinner 6.30-9.30pm

Mar 13, 2013

February 2013

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LIVEBAIT Manchester - Lobster vs Blogger

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You think it’s easy being invited to eat at restaurants for free in return for a review? Well it’s not, not at all. It’s fraught with a tangled web of unspoken rules and imagined obligations. ‘What happens if I decide not to write about it, despite having stuffed my face at their expense?’, ‘What if I had a terrible experience? Shall I tell the truth or should I lie because they have paid for my opinion with a cocktail and that extra side-order?

However, the one issue that most bloggers really lose sleep over is – ‘Can we order the lobster?’ In short, does ordering from the top end of a menu constitute as ‘taking the piss?’ This question fills your average, polite, British blogger with absolute fear. Don’t take my word for it, pick any 3 freebie blogs at random and you’ll see various versions of ‘Mr Bloggycake wanted the foie gras but we settled for some lettuce and water as it would clearly be wrong to infringe on complimentary hospitality.’

I’m as guilty of this etiquette merry-go-round as anyone. My husband and I have had the ‘can I have one more free beer?’ argument more times than I’ve had hot dinners. (Oh, ok, well maybe not as many as that, but lots of times.)

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Livebait in Manchester has new owners and is no longer part of a chain. It’s now proudly independent and wants to start afresh, dispelling memories of any previous, unrelated experiences. Through Manchester Confidential, they invited a gaggle of local bloggers to dine and offer their opinion on the new menu, which brings me back to my culinary quagmire.

The menu lists a range of simple, well priced fish dishes with a couple of veggie and meat options thrown in. Starters average around £7 and include several ways with oysters, and simple classics like fried whitebait, smoked salmon and prawn cocktail. Mains average around £16 and include fried haddock & chips, plaice with lemon & capers, cod with risotto, the obligatory sea bass and a fish curry.

Fish and shellfish are delivered fresh every day, so what interests me the most, is the section entitled ‘Shells’; Seared King Scallops in the half shell, Thai scented Scottish Mussels, Lobster and chips (Thermidore or garlic buttered) and….. the Shellfish Platter for Two.

I can make most of those mains myself at home, but what I can’t make is one of those magnificent, glorious, abundant cascades of assorted fresh seafood on crushed ice. I searched my soul wondering whether it would be cheeky to order one but after reading other recent Livebait blogs I became absolutely determined to bloody well order it. Surely the point of these reviews is to showcase what a restaurant does well.

A fresh seafood platter is a thing of beauty, it makes a good fish restaurant stand out and that is the main reason I would ever go to Livebait. As it turns out, it’s the thing that would make me return.

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Our waitress brought us a platter of fresh bread with Spanish extra virgin olive oil and the chef’s own dukkah. I’ve never been that keen on the idea of dipping bread into a load of whole spices but I was wrong, this is a really good idea. Lightly roasted coriander, fennel and cumin seeds, flaked salt, sesame and poppy seeds with toasted slithers of hazelnuts really got the taste buds going.

The wine list is reasonably priced and matched mostly for fish, seafood and light dishes as expected. I abandoned my usual Chenin or Sauvingon Blanc and decided to go for a previously untried Albarino, available in small/large glass, carafe or bottle. It was delicious– light, apricot fruitiness gave way to a drier, crisp, refreshing drink.

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After the bread, we shared a portion of whitebait which I’ve now decided would make a perfect cinema snack. Wouldn’t you rather dive into a bucket of tiny, hot, crispy, salt and pepper dusted whitebait rather than popcorn? *dials local Odeon*

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What’s exciting about ordering the shellfish platter (if that’s your sort of thing) is the theatre that pre-empts it. Our waitress arrived with a stream of deliveries, building up the anticipation – fingerbowls, claw crackers, tweezers, empty bowl for shells, extra napkins, Tabasco and the metal stand. Other diners turned to watch as our waitress struggled to keep her composure under the weight of the abundant and glorious collection of fresh seafood she was carrying.

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It was a thing of beauty; a pyramid of crushed ice upon which was laid a perfect towering medley of rosy-hued crustacean treasure; fresh oysters, shell on prawns, mussels, clams, a whole crab and a lobster, divided neatly into two equal sides for harmonious sharing. Ramekins of diced vinegared shallots, aioli, cucumber pickle and fresh lemon were provided, but the seafood needed nothing else to accompany it.

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At £70 for two, it is not cheap but it is absolute value. We spent the next finger-licking hour happily cracking and poking, teasing morsels of seafood out of the shell and knocking back fresh oysters decadently like ancient Romans. I wouldn’t recommend this for a first date, but it’s a great way to spend the afternoon or evening getting away from it all with someone you’re comfortable with, and is much cheaper than a spa hotel in Cheshire or 2 tickets on Eurostar.

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We decided to round things off with homemade dessert (well, we’d come this far…) Livebait offers a tasting plate but Pat fancied the apple crumble with warm custard and I wanted the slab of Chocolate Délice with salted caramel and hazelnut ice cream. Carrying on with my Spanish themed drinking, I ordered a cheeky shot of smooth, dark Pedro Ximenez. If you’ve never had it, I recommend you order it when you see it; it’s like delicious alcoholic prune syrup or liquid Christmas pudding.

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So there we are, our afternoon ‘away’. A chat with assistant manager Gareth began with me babbling effusively, trying to justify my decision to order the shellfish platter. As it turns out I needn’t have worried, he confirmed it IS the best thing they do and he was in fact curious as to why more of those polite bloggers hadn’t ordered one too…

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Click here to visit the Livebait website.

22 Lloyd Street (off Albert Sq), Manchester, M2 5WA

Tel: 0161 817 4110

Feb 4, 2013

December 2012

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Chef Ernst Van Zyl at Etrop Grange with DineInOut

Right, get your coats because I’m taking you out. In fact, grab your snorkel, a medical kit and some spare undies too because we’re going on a culinary adventure. Some parts you’ll enjoy more than others but I warn you, we’ll be making pit stops in Weird-ville and Crazytown on the way.

South African born Ernst Van Zyl has recently brought molecular gastronomy to Etrop Grange near Manchester airport using culinary techniques he’s learnt from stages spent cooking at The Fat Duck and Noma, the top restaurants in the world. Next year, he’s off again to absorb some of the genius behind the 2 Michelin starred Franzén Lindeberg in Sweden, before heading off to work a few weeks at L’Enclume. He’s like a sponge-carrying magpie, flitting off and soaking up knowledge before bringing it back to the Etrop’s kitchens.

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He wasn’t going to be cooking from the a la carte menu during busy December but had announced an ambitious collaboration with ‘DineInOut’ a new private dining club based in South Manchester and Cheshire. This was hosted by number one Etrop fan and Ernst ‘fanzilla’ Tania Harvey, who had requested a special menu inspired by ‘The 12 days of Christmas’. Never one to shirk a challenge, Ernst had agreed to cook this 12 course extravaganza for 12 diners.

 

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Each course wasn’t going to be presented in chronological order, so we were all asked to guess which dish alluded to which verse. I’ll tell you what each one was here and thanks to Joby’s lovely photographs, I shan’t add too much lavish description. However, some dishes inspired rather more commentary than others.

As we had 12 courses to get through, the first few dishes were understandably designed to be small and light. First up ‘Eight Maids a Milking’ - a goat’s milk marshmallow with quince purée and fennel seed granola.

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The milk marshmallow was pretty much like straight up egg white but livened up with the hit of tangy goat’s cheese dotted underneath and the textural work out provided by the savoury granola.

Course two turned out to be ‘Four Calling Birds’. Duck leg confit bonbons, one coated in an orange glaze, and one encased in white chocolate and hazelnuts.

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Now, I’m aware that these progressive chefs like to break down the neural networks usually associated with certain flavour combinations - duck with orange, yes, very good, but white chocolate? I closed my eyes and tried to enter a transcendental state in order to introduce these previously unconnected flavours to each other, but by the time I’d opened them again the white chocolate had put knuckle dusters on and beaten the shit out of the poor duck which was cowering on the opposite side of my tastebuds. Put it this way, Magnum won’t be putting out a special duck confit edition any time soon.

Next, Eleven Piper’s Piping. Hay Espuma with toasted wild rice and celeriac. A light nutty cream which had been piped onto a cling-wrapped, smoke-filled glass bowl.

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It all got a bit playful at this point as the room filled up with the heady smell of smoke associated with a roaring winter fire and we were all soon tapping the tops to see who could get the best smoke rings.

Course 4, Turtle Doves. Tender roast breast of pigeon with thin slivers of salsify, almond and a cranberry wafer.

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All together now, ‘Five Go-old Rings’ - this course most reflected Ernst’s Michelin starred work experience. Rings of golden beetroot in two forms; one juiced and set into pliable rings with gelling agent, and the other thinly pared, crunchy and pickled.

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The golden theme was continued in the form of crumbled Blackstick’s blue cheese, passionfruit and edible gold dust. All quite simple until you work out the staggering number of processes that has gone into this dish.

Six Geese-A-Laying was Foie Gras ice cream on a bed of apple puree with Granny Smith granita and salted peanut brittle.

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I’ve got to be honest, this was pretty tough to get down. Goose liver doesn’t release it’s creamy, unctuous density in frozen form. I won’t be raiding the freezer section of my local Saino’s to chew on their pate range in the near future. Perhaps if Ernst discovered a way to incorporate the salted peanut brittle without losing the crunch, it might work better - but keeping it above 0c would definitely work better.

The arrival of course 7 was pre-fixed by a mysterious Alice in Wonderland like syringe labelled ‘Squirt Me’.

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‘Three French Hens’ inspired a well flavoured chicken consomme with mushroom and leek. The syringe contained cauliflower puree which, once released from the syringe, became cauliflower ‘noodles’. It was very immature of ‘someone’ to try and pipe the word ‘bum’ into their soup bowl with their syringe, so sorry about that *avoids eye contact*. 

The soup was accompanied by Ernst’s delicious, warm sourdough bread.

Nine Ladies Dancing came along for course 8 in the form of warm ‘Queen’ scallops with pumpkin, chorizo and buttermilk. Just saying it out loud has a touch of the fairytale about it.

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Now, here we are, at what turned out to be the most challenging course both for Chef and diner. Seven Swans-A-Swimming was bound to cause a little difficulty what as swans are the official property of HRH and absolutely illegal to kill or eat. Ernst decided to concentrate on the ‘swimming’ part and presented salmon which had been slowly cooked in a water bath at 42c with grapefruit and tiny enoki mushrooms.

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The waiter had surreptitiously been spraying the room with some kind of grapefruit diffusion beforehand to add to the atmosphere and this course was like a snapshot of Edwardian opulence. I have to admit though, if I never have to eat salmon encased in softly toasted Italian meringue on a blue seaweed jelly lake again, I won’t be too sorry. However, there is a good idea in here somewhere. Sweet-cured salmon is delicious, and I once successfully experimented with a poppyseed macaron filled with smoked salmon and cream cheese for a canape. This however, I’m sure Ernst himself would agree, needs throwing away a little more work.

Course 10 turned out to be one of the highlights and again, contained flavour combinations I’d never have matched before, but this time, with more harmonious results.

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Lords-A-Leaping, Tatton park venison tartare, oyster emulsion with parsley, grape and black olive. Highlighting this dish like a lurid yellowy green marker, was pine resin or Christmas Tree jelly. Now, what with Ernst’s Scandinavian culinary influences and it being the appropriate season, I guessed this would make an appearance somewhere and, as I’ve never had the urge to knock back the toilet duck, I was worried. 

Well, I needn’t have been. I’m not saying this should be mass marketed and spread lavishly on crispbread, but it worked well with the black olive puree to add a bitter sweetness, a little like pickled lemons or limes, to cut through the mass of raw venison. After the meal I asked Ernst how this was made and he proceeded to explain a hugely complicated sounding process involving ‘Vitamix’, ‘warmth which acts as an extractor’, ‘muslin bag overnight’.

I was getting a bit concerned as we’d reached course 11 and I wasn’t sure I’d be left satiated without some hot proteinous main event. So here it came, the one bit of the song that we all remember, A Partridge in a Pear Tree.

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Pan Fried breast of partridge with roast pears, Jerusalem artichokes (hallelujah, I love these under-rated roots) and tiny pine infused preserved pear drops. All of which was served on a vibrant purple smear of red cabbage puree (the secret to keeping the colour is in the addition of ascorbic acid #geekfact)

Course 12, pudding time. Over the course of the evening, we’d all been trying to guess which dish correlated to which verse with varying degrees of success. I was still wrongly waiting for dancing ladies, yet what arrived was 12 Drummers Drumming.

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Ernst had set a thin, translucent shard of sugar over a dish which we were to bang on like a drum revealing…..well, nothing really. Oh no, hang on, further peering into the dish revealed tiny Lilliputian sized cubes of gingerbread and a Pontipine sized orange jelly. We were given a jug of bitter chocolate sauce to pour over it. Call me greedy, call me a Northerner, but even after 12 courses, I still prefer my puddings to have a higher carb to air ratio.

Fortunately, along came a gorgeous looking bonus platter of petit fours. Blood orange pastilles, pink peppercorn Madeleines (another successful unusual flavour combo) and dark chocolate and popping candy truffles.

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So, an epic write up of an epic feast. Some of the dishes were more successful than others but hats off to Chef Ernst who was brave enough to take up such a culinary gauntlet thrown down in the middle of the silly season. Each of his dishes contained touches of Winter fairy tale magic in the forms of gingerbread, pine, pumpkins and wood smoke. I think there is a risk in getting carried away with the infinite possibilities when trying to create new flavour combinations, but I for one will always support a talented creative that gives it a good go.

To keep up to date with DineInOut events, follow Tania on Twitter or ‘like’ their Facebook page. Chef Ernst van Zyl tweets under the name @ErnieChef.

Etrop Grange Hotel

Thorley Lane 
Manchester Airport 
Cheshire 
M90 4EG

Tel 0161 499 0500 

Dec 19, 2012

November 2012

2 posts

The Restaurant Bar and Grill, Manchester

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I recently popped into the offices of Manchester Confidential with some parkin – well they hardly ever eat in there, the poor dears…*rolls eyes*. They suggested I book a table on the new all-weather terrace of The Restaurant Bar and Grill. The PR of Individual Restaurants had been in touch and wanted a wide range of reviews as part of a blogger outreach campaign. What happens is Manchester Confidential invite local food bloggers to go for a free meal and the idea is that they are so thankful and flattered they write a positive piece, often splattered liberally with words like ‘lovely’ and ‘tasty’.

However, it takes more than a 35-day aged steak and a free cocktail to buy positive feedback from me (although, throw in the dessert trolley and we’ll talk.) My opinion gauge is firmly set at default position truth and if the venue actually knows I’m coming, it leaves pretty much zero room for error.

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I haven’t been to the Restaurant Bar and Grill for about 10 years, for no particular reason, so I thought we’d go late on a Saturday afternoon for a spontaneous date. It first opened in 2001 and even though they are planning a refurb in February 2013, we conceded that the travertine stone bar designed by architect Roger Stephenson had aged far better than we had over the last decade. In a dubiously contrived nod towards Christmas spirit, I ordered a ‘Pear Tree’ cocktail and drifted up the impressive super-lightweight staircase to the restaurant.

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Let’s cut to the chase here, the terrace is bloody brilliant. I’m always suspicious when anyone waxes lyrically about ‘views of Manchester’ but it is a pretty impressive spot to sit and watch the city go by. It runs the whole length of the restaurant, there’s a bar up there, plump cushioned sofas, glass topped rattan tables and a bank of heaters which turned the nippy November air into a tropical heat wave complete with mild sea breeze. They also provide extra blankets for those who like to be warm and cosy but realise that wearing a onesie to a fashionable bar is inappropriate (me).

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Walking your fingers over the menu gets them a free trip round the world at the same time. Leading global dishes sit next to each other like an edible G8 summit. ‘Mezze’ sits next to ‘Asian Plate’, French onion soup sits in between Thai fish cakes and Iberico ham etc., but to be so crowd pleasing isn’t such a crime if you can do it properly. We’ve all been out with a group of people who have varying tastes, and to be honest, anywhere that has a Tandoor clay oven gets my vote.

What is a bit naughty are the simply untrue generic sound bites that food-naive PR’s like to splash all over menus. They proudly mention ‘seasonally inspired cooking’ several times on their website, and I’m sure they mean Britain, so why offer asparagus, avocados, raspberries and heirloom tomatoes in November? You can’t have both those dishes and those words on the same menu all year.

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But that’s it, a tiny, easily redeemable blip in what was such a truly enjoyable Saturday afternoon, we were still talking about it the following Tuesday. Ok, my Thai spiced fishcakes (£8) were a little light on the chilli and heavy on the potato, but the accompanying coconut and lime leaf sauce was so good, I knocked it back like a shot when nobody was looking. Husband treated himself to a plate full of testosterone and zinc (6 Irish oysters £9.95) *feigns headache*

Man wants meat after oyster, so he had the 35 day dry aged bone in prime rib (£27.50) cooked rare. The steaks are excellent here and they are quite justifiably proud of them. The lunch menu features detailed information about the farmer, the farm, the breed, the feed, the ageing and the method of butchering. It only narrowly falls short of naming the actual cows. All steaks are served with hand cut chips and a choice of classic sauce or flavoured butters.

I had 7 fat king prawns marinated in tikka spices and cooked in the tandoor clay oven (£18.95) No corners cut here, the delicate aromatic flavour of toasted spices came through well. No lemon rice for me but a side of broccoli with cashews, chilli and garlic (£3.95) and a salad that included more 3 dimensional ingredients such as fennel and chicory.

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One more slug of light Beaujolais and I was off to where you’ll always find me at parties. Head chef Kevin Wigglesworth seemed completely unfazed by the slightly drunken 40 year old woman leaning over the pass throwing questions at him. So unassuming and modest is he, he only casually mentions that he used to work at ‘Blanc’s place in Oxfordshire.’ By the time he’d dropped in the small detail of working for Albert Roux (only the father of all modern British cuisine) at le Gavroche for 3 years, I was sober, straight backed and open mouthed. He’s been with Individual Restaurant group since 2005 and loves it because they look after their staff, never rest on their laurels and invest in excellent equipment from the Robert Welch cutlery to the £18,000 Josper grill that’s on its way. His simple aim is to make The Restaurant Bar and Grill the best restaurant in Manchester.

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Everything is made on the premises including bread, ketchup, ice cream and desserts which are wheeled to the table in a huge Perspex topped trolley. If stewards on budget airlines wheeled those down the aisle, there’d be a lot less complaints. We decided to share the classic glossy Gateau Opera with edible gold leaf (£6.50) which tasted like something straight from the 1950’s (in a good way) washing it down with a chocolate martini with chocolate caviar (little balls of cocoa suspended in sodium alginate, the molecular mixologists BFF.)

The best way to recommend a restaurant that plies you with free booze and food is to decide if you’d return again as a paying customer. This time I won’t be leaving it another 10 years for my next visit, I booked a table of 4 for next month on my way out.

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Nov 22, 2012
The Albert Square Chophouse, Manchester

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You’d be pushing it to accuse me of being the kind of person who ‘turned up to the opening of an envelope’. In fact, thanks to my two small children, nowadays you can barely describe me as someone who ‘turned up to the opening of a door.’

Sometimes though, new and interesting things come up and I feel compelled to visit, eat, drink, catch up with the munching Manchester massive and have a jolly good nosey. This is how I ended up at the new Albert Square Chop House. I say new, but this was so freshly minted they were still tacking the red carpet onto the front steps and adding pictures to the wall when we turned up.

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Owned by the team behind Manchester’s two other chophouses (Sam’s and Mr Thomas’s) Albert’s chophouse is in a grade II listed building, on the corner of Albert Square, between the Town Hall and the registry office. They have spent an eye popping amount of money on restoring it - ripping out the sticky carpets, fruit machines and smoke stained walls of what used to be the imaginatively named ‘Square Albert’ pub.

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The 80 cover restaurant is downstairs, the public bar is on ground level and upstairs visitors will be able to hire ‘The Memorial Hall’ a 100-seat function room, or next to that a 20-seat boardroom with state-of-the-art communication and presentation facilities. Plans are also apparently afoot for a boutique hotel upstairs.

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The name ‘Chophouse’ brings to mind the kind of place I’d expect to find busty mop capped barmaids serving tankards of gin and ‘a bowl o’ brown’ to Mrs Miggins with nothing to wipe her mouth on but the back of her hand. Maybe I do tend to let my imagination run away with me, but the very English idea of a ‘Chophouse’ conjures up images of Victorian music hall bawdiness. With this is mind I found the recent makeover a little too stripped back, but it must be hard trying to keep the essence of the building whilst avoiding it looking like Sweeny Todd the musical.

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This is an important civic building on the corner of Manchester’s main civic square and it has the backing of the city who recognise it as part of a regeneration project to celebrate the grandeur of Manchester’s rich industrial heritage. Paintings and photographs of local cultural icons fill every wall space of each floor. Made me reet proud to be a Manc.

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So this is more of a public service announcement than a review. An interesting new city centre restaurant opened, we were invited, the lovely Joby photographed it all (except the interior shot which was sent by the PR.) We ate everything on the menu and I turned up at the school gates mildly drunk, again. Now it’s up to you if you want to visit and decide if they do have all the flavours of Manchester.

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The Albert Square Chop House,

The Memorial Hall,

Albert Square,

Manchester,

M2 5PF

Tel: 01625 834 1866

Find them on Facebook or on Twitter

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Nov 12, 2012

October 2012

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The Botanist, Alderley Edge

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No-one wants to feel like they’re predictable, as though some marketing person can assess your habits from a distance, combine them with your vital statistics and label you like a Christmas turkey. But of course they can. Everyone is a ‘consumer type’ regardless of any secret tattoo, fetish, or a desire to eat fish finger and Marmite sandwiches whilst skipping backwards down the high street shouting ‘I’m a banana’ at random (just me then?)

Anyway, my foolish desire to be (in the words of Peter Andre) a ‘mysterious girl’ might be why I may have, quite possibly, been a tiny bit sniffy about ‘Living Ventures’ and their slow takeover of Manchester with their formulaic bars and restaurants.  Their portfolio includes The Alchemist (crowded, cocktails, chips), Australasia (beautiful faux fur coat, no knickers) and ‘temporary’ pop ups The Oast House (not been yet) and Yacht Club (missed the boat) in Spinningfields, Manchester city centre. They also own the Blackhouse and Gusto chain of restaurants. Oh they’re all quite shiny and happy and full of people, but a bit on the safe side?

It was half term, midweek. The kids were at grandmas for the day and the husband had taken a day’s holiday. I’d had a meeting in Cheshire that over-ran so we needed to find somewhere for a reasonable lunch around 2pm. If you lose the gamble on a British kitchen being open midweek after 2.30pm you could end up having a pack of pork scratchings for lunch, which was not the ‘quality time’ we were after.

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I’d seen some recent photos of the latest Living Venture (under their New World Pub Co.) The Botanist in Alderley Edge. Lots of shiny, happy, orange, Cheshire people with very white teeth and PR girls with cartoon eyebrows and that ‘messy bun on top of the head you do before you get into the shower’ hairstyle that’s become very popular. I knew it would be of a decent standard and that it would be open for food all day, so we thought we’d try it.

It’s on the mid-terraced site of an old wine bar, across from a car park that charges only 80p for 2 hours parking *casts withering look in the general direction of Manchester city centre*. Walking into The Botanist is like walking onto the set of ‘Disney does Midsummer Night’s Dream’ or walking into the window display of a really good department store in springtime. My husband describes it more like a cross between his auntie’s potting shed and the garden department of IKEA. I think between us we paint a decent picture. It was reasonably busy for a Tuesday at 2.15pm with a mixture of families, groups of girls, business men and ladies who were just finishing their lunch.

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Part of the formula is that they have appointed an interior designer who not only loves what they do, but is really good at it. In fact, getting an expert in is how they do everything. On every table is a hand illustrated ‘Almanac’ detailing all 40 or so of the carefully chosen bottled beers and ciders on offer. They have included some local breweries such as Macclesfield’s Red Willow and Manchester’s Marble but also international brews like Duval, Chimay and the big hitting Delirium Tremens. Of course they also match individual drinks with glasses, so my Swedish Koppaberg elderflower and lime cider came in an ice packed glass tankard (Scål!) and the pint of Red Willow ‘Wreckless’ came in a proper ‘Albert Tatlock’ handled 70’s beer mug. There’s also a huge involved list of cocktails.

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The food menu is exactly the same as that of their sister pub, The Oast House in Manchester. There’s a rotisserie BBQ and lots of mix and match platters but, they only go and list the desserts first. What a marvellously ground-breaking, but simple idea that totally appeals to my sense of humour (ie. greed) but of course their marketing people would know that.

I do wish they would show as much pride in the provenance of the food as they do with the drink though. The blue cheese offering is a good quality but obvious Stilton rather than a carefully sourced cracking North West blue and the charcuterie is all Italian when they have the excellent Cheshire smokehouse within 5 miles who’d be happy to cure meat to order for a group as big as LV, I’m sure.

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To start, the ‘Alderley Egg’ was their attempt at the generic Scotch egg. Nice timing on the yolk, decent sausage meat to egg to crumb ratio, served in a fried shredded potato nest. I had home-smoked duck Waldorf salad. Simple, well executed flavours and textures. Fresh apple, juicy grapes, toasted walnuts, crunchy celery, light mayonnaise. Just what I wanted (as only their marketing people would know.)

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Manchester is currently the Northern outpost for ‘Burger wars’ and my husband reckons that Living Ventures Oast House version stands up well amongst the competition, so he ordered one and was happy. I wanted one too but had to keep up the pretence of being ‘on a diet’ so had a chicken kebab hanging from a novelty hangy thing. They had less problem swapping the chips for salad than I did and my husband ‘helpfully’ removed the accompanying garlic butter before I embarrassed myself with it (- don’t ask.) On The Botanist theme, both starter and main course salad contained edible flowers, filling my mouth with an unexpected gorgeous floral, vegetative dimension.

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So it was all going well, I had to begrudgingly admit that they had got me pegged and we were having a fine time when something unpredictable happened. We were unexpectedly approached by a waiter saying ‘would you like a free cocktail?’ Sorry what now? ‘The bar is training, they’ve made this sorrel and orange cocktail, would you like to tell us what you think?’ 

These people are geniuses. They are powerful, they know EVERYTHING. How could they know a free spontaneous midweek afternoon cocktail would please my very soul? How could they know this and then follow it up with another in the form of a Martini glass full of creamy dill infused alcohol, when I didn’t even know that was what I wanted? Would this aniseed flavoured bully of a herb work when infused with cream and powerful alcohol? Yes*rolls over in complete submission*and now I don’t think I can live without it.

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We went outside for a breath of fresh air (ie sober up before picking up the kids.) They have a gorgeous all weather walled beer garden out the back, with blankets and ashtrays. Basically the social groups I know that this place would cater for are: My vegetarian smoking sister in law, my pescatarian profession Hale dwelling friends, the school mums, my mother and her visiting London based friends, my fussy husband, the girls.

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Look, I know we lucked out on the whole ‘free cocktail training timing’ thing but they really do train their staff heavily (research shows photos of staff, pre-opening, shaking invisible cocktail shakers in a village hall, drilled like army cadets) to a level of care and service that many independents don’t. What can you do?  In conclusion, they win. I will be back and I have a whole list of people to bring with me *lies prostrate, shiny, happy and slightly drunk*

The Botanist: 15 London Road, Alderley Edge, Cheshire, SK9 7JT

Telephone: 01625 865 637

Oct 28, 2012

August 2012

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Rocksalt - Where to eat if you find yourself in Folkstone

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After several toddler-filled, bikini-less years, it was finally time for a holiday abroad, so we booked a family ‘glamping’ holiday in Normandy. Glamping is very similar to camping but the creepy crawlies terrorise you whilst you lie in proper beds as opposed to a sleeping bag.

This trip involved a long cross-country drive with an overnight stopover at the entrance to the Chunnel. I was almost resigned to the idea of having to eat a ‘ping’ meal from the microwaves of Hotel Generica, when I pulled some useful information from my food obsessed sub -conscious.

Hadn’t Mark Sargeant opened a fish restaurant in Folkstone a year ago? I’d followed the build up on Twitter before it opened and he had tweeted some complimentary things about the design of North Star deli. However, it’s a 530 mile round trip from home, so a visit was to be now or never.

When I’d called earlier in the day, they told me they couldn’t fit us in until 9.30pm, but there may be a cancellation. That hope fuelled the journey down to the Kent coast and we arrived with plenty of time to look around.

First impressions of Folkestone? Well I now know the answer to ‘what do we do with the drunken sailor?’ - We obviously put him in charge of town planning. After negotiating the ‘this way, back the other way, back the way you came’ one way system, we finally parked up by a seagull the size of a dog, a meter that refused our Northern pound coins and a sweary mid-afternoon fight outside Lidl.

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With our hands over the children’s ears we ushered them towards the harbour. The folk of Folkstone have had a bit of a go with a ‘creative quarter’ and it was a joy to see old fashioned seafood kiosks doing a brisk trade in cockles and mussels, but other than that, it’s pretty run down. It was a hot day and, with my vest top covering my belly, I felt seriously overdressed and under-tattooed. 

Absolutely desperate for a drink and a chill out, we butted round the town square between the entrances of sticky carpeted hotels and grotty pubs like a live pinball game until finally, through the historic arch of the old fish market, we saw it.

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Rocksalt’s modern, black timber façade rose up to greet us. I burst past the bouncer through the tall glass doors like Hercules having completed his final task. Sara, the Austrian manager turned out to be every bit as charming in real life as she did on the phone. Between her look of sympathy and my enthusiastic nodding dog impression, the cornered head chef was left no other option but to allow us a table at 6.45pm - this was perfect and still left time for a quick drink overlooking the harbour in the pleasant upstairs bar (which, of course, I’d have known about if I’d spent a bit more time looking through their website.)

Rocksalt is co-owned by Mark Sargeant, who worked extensively under Gordon Ramsay and now appears regularly on the telly. His business partner is a son of the De Haan family who own the Saga group, making them the second richest family in Kent – after the people that own the local tattoo parlour obviously.

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Every detail has been taken into consideration from the location, fit-out design, uniform, menu and suppliers. They even play ‘The Shipping Forecast’ through speakers in the toilets for a bit of sea faring atmosphere. Despite this high level of detail and control, it still shows a real sense of humour and an independent personality.

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Bonus points to the genius who came up with the idea of providing kids with an Etch-a- Sketch which kept them busy throughout dinner. Rocksalt are more than happy to accommodate children and the  ‘Small Fry’ menu (£9) includes a main course and ice cream or baked Alaska. Our 4 yr old loved being able to pour his own gravy onto his sausage and mash out of his own little jug. Details - children like them.

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The menu has been designed with a curt nod across the English Channel, which can be seen through the floor to ceiling glass wall. Mark and his team are as proud of the suppliers and produce we have on this side of the water as the French are over there. Ingredients are sourced as locally as possible and are cooked simply to speak for themselves. The restaurant has built a good relationship with the Folkstone Trawler Company, in order to command the pick of the catch. Seasonal vegetables come from their ‘garden’ – which must mean Kent, ‘the garden of England’.

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The prospect of a week gorging cheese in Normandy meant I wanted to ‘save myself’ so  ‘Millhouse radishes with anchovy sauce’ £2.50 were a perfect start. The reasonable price meant I had no problem re-investing my starter allowance on a glass of Grüner Ventliner 2010 £8.25/175ml.

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Pat said his mussels ‘Marinière’ (£7.50) were perfectly cooked and had obviously been freshly plucked from the sea that day. They’d been baked in a Josper Grill which is basically a hugely sophisticated £18,000 indoor BBQ.

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I ordered ‘Josper Baked Mackerel with Tomatoes and Fennel’ (£12.50) which hit the spot with its smoky charred skin. Pat fancied the local ‘Salt Marsh Lamb Rump with Rosemary Sauce’ (£17.50) which came from nearby Romney Marsh (didn’t he used to play for City?) It was cooked perfectly rare, as requested, and came with a beautifully soft and charred garlic bulb which we loved. Various side orders were on offer for an additional £2.50. 

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All in all, the bill came to around £100 for a family of 4 with drinks. This was at least twice what a meal would have cost in the chain hotel and more than twice as enjoyable. If you find yourselves in Folkestone, go. Not because it’s the only decent place to eat within the city boundaries, but because it’s actually quite lovely.

Aug 27, 2012

October 2011

2 posts

Review - The Rose Garden, Didsbury

Sometimes it’s hard to remain un-biased. The Rose Garden on Burton Road in West Didsbury only opened in May. It’s a small, independent, family concern - much like my own deli in that respect. Head chef is the owner William Mills whose architect father designed the interior which was fitted out by his brother. Various friends and family ensure that front of house runs smoothly. The modern British menus are inspired by the seasons, and they insist on prioritising local producers and suppliers when sourcing ingredients. So I was pre-disposed to like it before I even stepped foot in the place - all it had to do was mess up, but it didn’t.

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The name ‘rose garden’ conjures up romantic whimsy in the form of pastel shades, trellis wall paper and vintage tea cups but this is anything but. Walls are mostly painted white and colour is introduced with clever lighting and modern art.

Before I get onto the food, I just need to spend some of my word count praising our waitress. I didn’t get her name (it says Chloe on the receipt) and wasn’t sure if she was a sister, niece, aunt, cousin or family friend, but she was great. Attentive but not pushy, professional but relaxed, and she didn’t refer to us as ‘guys’ once (which I hate, as I do not live in an episode of ‘Friends’.) She also provided us with a magic self-filling water bottle because it always seemed to get refilled unasked, even though I swear I didn’t see her touch it once.

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Remember, I’m on this crazy high protein diet at the moment which dictates what I order but I needn’t have worried. To start, two of us had wild boar carpaccio (£7.25). 7 thin slices of lightly cured and tender meat complimented by a centre of remoulade which was sweetened with apple and packed with a horseradish punch. To give depth to the overall texture of the dish he’d scattered the plate with crumbs of delicious crackling and some micro leaves.

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Our friend ordered the Scotch egg (£6.95) – a ubiquitous inclusion on most current menus. This one was perfectly cooked with only a very thin layer of meat surrounding it which apparently maximised the crunchy texture of the outer batter. It was served with a tiny jar of home-made rhubarb chutney. The other starter was a huge bowl of steaming mussels, decent value at £6.95.

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For mains, two of us chose the sea bass with a trio of scallops – smoked, seared and lightly battered (£19.95). It was a delicate, well-balanced dish which consisted of various components all working well together.

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Our friend ordered beef ‘two-ways’ (£19.95) this was a huge, robust dish consisting of both rare fillet and slow-cooked shin, roast tomatoes and layered potatoes.

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My husband was mildly disappointed with his venison with a Rubik’s cube of beetroot and carrot (£21.95) mainly because despite it being more expensive, it was quite a bit smaller than the beef dish. Also, since listening to a recent Radio 4 documentary he’s learnt that venison is only a generic term for a number of wide ranging breeds of deer and always (quite unreasonably) expects restaurants to be more specific.

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We shared a couple of bottles of house red the Sicilian Nero D’Avola (£14.95) which slipped down nicely with the meat dishes but was too hefty for the delicate sea bass – not their fault, obviously.

Unfortunately, I’m not going to be able to review desserts until I make friends with my skinny jeans again. Once I firmly declared I wasn’t going to indulge it had a domino effect on the rest of the table, so no-one ordered pudding. Glancing at the menu (I’m allowing myself to at least do that) it consists of dessert classics such as lemon tart, Pavlova and warm chocolate fondant which, if done well are all you need really.

The total bill for four came to £144.85 which we considered to be a fair price as it included two bottles of wine, starters and mains.

It’s early days yet for ‘The Rose Garden’ and Will is possibly still finding his feet as first time head chef in his own place. At this rate, once he’s bedded in and formed a working relationship with his customer base, he has every chance of creating something really special here. What with the excessive parking charges in central Manchester, the suburbs are definitely worth a visit and I echo the cry that can be heard all the way down Burton Road, ‘support your local independents’.

The Rose Garden, 218 Burton Rd, West Didsbury, M20 2LW

Tel 0161 478 0747 www.therosegardendidsbury.com

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Water, water, everywhere...review - Smoak, Malmaison, Manchester

Anyone who’s been near me over the past few weeks knows that I’m currently following some horrendous eating plan known as the Dukan Diet. It’s high protein hell and involves large quantities of meat and not much else.

Unfortunately, a lot of animals have had to die for me to rid myself of baby weight before the ‘baby’ in question grows up and starts shaving. This limits my current dining out options, but I’m heading towards becoming an authority on Manchester steak houses.

First up ‘Smoak Bar and Grill’, in the Malmaison hotel, which has recently been through a complete refurbishment in an attempt to move it from regular hotel restaurant to fashionable meeting place. My Twitter timeline’s been full of gasps of delight from bloggers who’d been invited to the recent opening party and generously plied with drinks. It wasn’t exactly like that for us during our visit.

The kitchen and menu have been based around one impressive piece of kit, The Josper Grill - the mother of all indoor barbecues. With a price tag of around £18,000 it’s an expensive chef’s toy and features in some of London’s finest kitchens, including Heston Blumenthal’s ‘Dinner’.

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A Josper is a top of the range charcoal grill with a door which ensures all the natural moisture and flavours remain inside the meat or fish.  It’s also quite an impressive thing to watch in action, which is why Smoak have designed a U-shaped counter top in front of the open kitchen for those that want a ring-side seat to the sights and smells that emerge when the door is opened.

Another pertinent design feature is the glass meat cabinet in which hang all manner of steaks and full sides of beef, like Lady Gaga’s walk-in closet. With all those racks of prime rib on show, do you think any size 6 WAG customers ever mistake it for a mirror?

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Starters look high-end though basic. I’ve heard a few people rave about the fresh oysters but as I’m not a heterosexual man or a lesbian, slurping on all that gubbins holds little interest for me. So we ignored them and headed straight for the next source of high protein – steak. They’ve had a little go on the menu with some token vegetarian dishes and fish options but if you’re going to go to Smoak, with their fancy grill, steak’s their thing - though I spotted a burger on the counter top that looked delicious.

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Even though they get a lot of meat from Scottish butcher Donald Russell, they’re also supplied by Althams, a reasonably local family butcher in Southport. I chose the 400g, 35 day aged rump which I wouldn’t normally go for, as rump can be a bit tough but was intrigued as to what the effect of hanging for over a month would have on it. It was tasty and juicy but much thinner than I expected for £25. However, I suspect you could stick an old boot in a Josper and it’d come out with half a chance of tasting delicious. Husband had 500g sirloin, rare, £28.  Both came garnished with a grilled flat mushroom and a chunky bone marrow boat. I know all that nose-to-tail stuff is supposed to sort the men out from the boys but bone marrow on its own leaves me underwhelmed. Like say, flour, it’s an ingredient that really contributes as part of a dish in both taste and physiology, but eaten on its own?

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Smoak must make a fortune shifting side dishes (all £3.25) as our waitress was amazed when I said I didn’t want any. ‘What, none?’ she said aghast, ‘no side dishes?…. AT ALL?’ ‘Er no, but I’ll have some wine in an attempt to distract you from this newsflash’….and that’s where it all started to go wrong.

I’d spent a while in gleeful anticipation over the wine list. Like old friends, getting together - me, Merlot, Shiraz and Rioja, we were going to have a long anticipated girls night out. The steaks were fine, even with a full restaurant on a busy Saturday night, the chef was cranking them out to order. He and Josper working together with efficient harmony, but after you’ve been working so hard to break down those proteinous enzymes, what you want is a drink. What you want when you’ve been on a daft no-alcohol diet for 6 weeks is a drink, so what was the most difficult thing to get access to at a place that calls itself a ‘BAR and grill’? Yes, you guessed it, a DRINK!

The food arrived at the table long before the wine was delivered so it took all I had not to grab the waitress’s lapel whilst knocking it back and shout ‘another! Wench.’ After dinner we decided to cut out the middle man and order drinks directly from the bar but unfortunately that’s when we magically became invisible. Truly, no-one could see us though we stood there plainly in view, thirsty and with money to spend. It wasn’t even busy, yet one end of the bar was piled high with dirty glasses. All the time we were waiting, there was only one guy slowly making a cocktail for someone - who’d probably ordered it the day before.

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As we left, I spotted three influential Manchester food writers also unsuccessfully trying to get served before giving up and going to Mint Hotel round the corner. One of whom said ‘what’s going on, are we doing this wrong? Are we standing here trying to get served incorrectly?’

We stopped by reception on the way out to give them a piece of our mind. ‘Oh’ said the receptionist, ‘we do have a VIP bar, ‘the Ember lounge’, would you like to see it?’ See it? Ha! No thanks love, we’ve spent half an hour too long staring at this one…goodbye.’

It doesn’t matter how good the chef, the service, the steaks or the uber-grill are if your night is cut short and spoilt by not being able to get a drink. If there are any bar managers looking for a job in Manchester, please, get yourselves to Smoak forthwith.

For more information or to book call Smoak on 0161 278 1000 or email smoak.manchester@malmaison.com

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July 2011

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Jul 5, 20112 notes

June 2011

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How to become a breadwinner.

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Social media and food is a match made in heaven. Twitter is an ideal way to hear about interesting food events and competitions which is how I found out about the Roberts Bakery’s recent ‘Use Your Loaf’ contest. Ooh, I love a food or booze recipe related challenge.

“Roberts Bakery is asking all budding chefs to get creative and use their favourite Roberts bread in a recipe. We’re looking for the regions next Nigella or Jamie to submit an exciting and original recipe using bread as an ingredient and ideally also utilising some of Cheshire’s other delicious produce.

The winner will not only receive a year’s supply of Roberts bread and a pair of tickets to the Cheshire County Show 2011 , but they will also be invited to join local chef Jason Palin on stage in the Food Live Theatre at this year’s show to demonstrate their winning dish.”

I don’t need to tell you how versatile bread is - perfect partner to cheese, fruit, and chocolate. Equally happy plain or toasted, partnered alongside sweet or savoury. It’s culturally versatile, rooted in history and mentioned often in the bible. ‘Bread’, ‘crust’ and ‘dough’ are even euphemisms for money.  Even when it goes a bit stale it still keeps giving – breadcrumbs, stuffing, croutons, panzanella salad, mozzarella in carrozza, eggy bread, puddings… I could go on.

Food snobs may question me championing the sliced loaf but believe me, getting up every morning to produce freshly baked organic sour dough is not on the agenda and however much of a food purist you are, sometimes a sliced loaf is the only thing that will do.

Though the idea of winning a year’s worth of Roberts bread appealed to me hugely, I really coveted the opportunity to do a live recipe demo at the excellent Cheshire Show, which every year, they thoughtfully hold on my birthday in June.

As simple as it sounds, my tip for being in with a good chance of winning these types of competitions is to read the brief thoroughly and try to tick all the boxes. ‘Original recipe’, ‘bread as an ingredient’, ‘showcase other Cheshire produce’…tick, tick, tick.  I decided to make a Cheshire Breakfast Salad.

This gave me a chance to use my favourite streaky smoked black bacon from The Cheshire Smokehouse together with Bury black pudding, quails eggs, tiny exotic mushrooms, roasted cherry tomatoes and mixed lettuce leaves. I used Roberts white sliced bread to make croutons, and bound the whole thing together with my balsamic salad dressing which includes fresh orange juice to tie in with the breakfast theme.

I sent an outline of my recipe in online and was thrilled to hear it’d been narrowed down to the final three which meant a ‘cook-off’ at The Cheshire Cookery School

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I turned up clutching my chef whites and met the two other competitors as well as the judges - Sarah from Robert’s bakery and Jason Palin, resident chef at the cookery school.  We had one hour in which to create our dish, and all our ingredients were laid out ready at each station.

My two adversaries looked a little worried as they realised they had almost exactly the same ingredients as each other. They were to have their own battle - It was to be a head to head - the fight of the chocolate, orange bread & butter puddings.

My first strategic move was to weaponise and release bacon sensory overload. You know how good bacon usually smells? Well, this stuff is the grand master of olfactory pleasure. I fried it in a little olive oil until crispy and then took it out with a slotted spoon to drain on kitchen paper. Then I used the same fat to fry the Roberts bread croutons. After the bread had absorbed all that delicious, smoky fat, I drained the croutons on kitchen roll and slowly sautéed the mixed wild mushroom in a little more oil with a whole bashed garlic clove for subtle flavour.

I boiled the quails eggs for 2 minutes, but this nearly proved to be my undoing as the buggers were too soft and virtually impossible to peel, and of course I’d left that job until the last ten minutes…tick tock tick tock.

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I bunged the cherry tomatoes and black pudding under the grill and turned the fancy induction hob to turbo boost setting to boil more quails eggs. Three minutes turned out to be perfect and I managed to peel them relatively easily after plunging them in cold water. Judge Jason clocked all this going on and I think he was impressed that I didn’t panic. Things never, ever go to plan in the kitchen so I think a good cook is one who knows what to do about it, and thinks on their feet. People still have to eat, whatever nightmares you’re having.

I’d practiced loads of different ways of plating up this salad but it looks best relatively rustic as all the ingredients are like movie stars taking cameo roles in this production. It works best as a hot and cold salad so when we were given the nod to start plating up I dressed the leaves and scattered round the rest of the ingredients, of course saving centre stage for the croutons – I know my branding.

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Whilst the judges conferred, we started washing up and murmured polite things about each other’s dishes. Both bread and butter puddings looked completely different to each other but in the end, it was my dish that won. Jason said,

‘all three dishes were absolutely delicious but Deanna’s recipe in particular appealed because of its use of local produce and because it is a wonderful colourful dish that is perfect for the summer’.

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So, now I get to demonstrate my recipe in the Food Live Theatre at 10.30 am on my birthday Wed 22nd June. Top banana. Now, does anyone want a sandwich? toast? Eggy bread? Anyone?

The Cheshire County Show takes place on Tuesday 21st June and Wednesday June 22nd. For more information visit the Cheshire County Show website.

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May 2011

2 posts

Aumbry, 2 Church Lane, Prestwich, Manchester

There are times in life when you get shown exactly where you are in the food chain.

Compared to some people you are attractive, talented and clever, whilst compared to others you are an ugly knuckle dragging Orc who can’t string a sentence together and know nothing. Some people may describe you as a thoroughbred racehorse, others, an old nag.

I initially experienced this on my first day of secondary school at around the same time I became familiar with the phrase ‘small fish in a big pond’. I got this feeling once again after meeting Mary-Ellen McTague and Lawrence Tottingham, chef/owners of Aumbry in Prestwich, Manchester.

I love learning about techniques and ingredients, and I get withdrawal symptoms if I don’t cook for a couple of days. Social media has pushed my knowledge of the current food world up to ‘Mastermind specialist subject’ proportions, but what I wouldn’t give to have just a couple of hours poking around inside Mary-Ellen’s head and grabbing some tips.

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Mary-Ellen has a pure professional pedigree, an enviable kitchen bloodline.  With no formal catering qualifications, she abandoned a degree in languages to begin as housekeeper at the perpetually Michelin starred Sharrow Bay. Soon, she became the first woman to work in their kitchen, met her husband Lawrence, and learnt on the job.  After two years, she managed to clinch a two-week trial at the Fat Duck where she remained for the next four years.

A desire to be closer to their families brought them both back up north where she began working at the highly acclaimed Ramson’s in Ramsbottom before making the bold move, with Lawrence, to open their own establishment, Aumbry, in October 2009.

I used to live in Prestwich, so why did two ex-Heston Blumenthal trained chefs wait until I’d moved to the other side of Manchester before setting up in my teenage stomping ground? However, we deemed our 6th wedding anniversary to be good enough reason to return northwards.

 I thought it fortuitous to bring along an offering to culinary gods so I picked a bunch of fresh lovage from my garden and tied it with a bow.  Our table was booked for 9.30pm, and we got there an hour early to drop the bouquet off at Aumbry before popping in to my old local ‘The Church Inn’ for a gorgeous pint of Marble beer and a listen to the gloriously unchanged Manchester-biased juke box.

At Aumbry, we were lead upstairs to a seating area and given cheese gougers and home cooked salt and pepper crisps, together with two glasses of chilled champagne kindly offered by Mary-Ellen as a thank you for the lovage.

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I explained to my husband that the left-hand side of the menu was the a la carte and the right hand side suggested a 10 course tasting menu for £55. He shut his menu and picked up his drink. ‘But we can’t have that’ I said, with hope in my eyes and trembling lips, ‘it’s £55….each!…and then of course’ I threw in casually, ’there’s a wine-matching option for each course, which is another £35 on top…’ He was clearly having a ‘Sultan of Brunei’ moment as he waved my concerns away with his hand and sealed the deal by saying ‘it’s our anniversary, you should have more sense of occasion Deanna.’

I just want to add a few words here explaining a ‘tasting menu’ for those unfamiliar with the concept. Our family has a legendary story about taking grandpa for ‘nouvelle cuisine’ only to have him complain loudly in between each of the many tiny courses that there ‘wasn’t enough to fill a budgie’s tummy.’ A tasting menu offers smaller portions of several dishes which provide the kitchen with an opportunity to showcase their abilities. To me, this was an edible adventure, like Alice in Wonderland opening tiny doors to delicious plates of miniature food with made great intensity and culinary flare.

Firstly, we were offered some home-made bread. A small silver cloched butter dish revealed two perfectly formed miniature domes of whipped butter – Jersey with Maldon salt and nut brown butter which tasted subtly sweet.

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Course 1 – Cumbrian Beef & Horseradish Roulade with ramson & bone marrow croquette and a grenadine reduction.

Paired with Prosecco di Valdobbiadene 2009

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Course 2 – Home Smoked Mackerel with poached rhubarb, mustard cream & toasted rye bread.

Paired with Chablis ‘Le Grand Bois’ grande Chaume 2008

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Course 3 – Bury Black pudding Scotch Egg with mushroom relish and tomato ketchup (yes, home-made, not bloody Heinz!)

Paired with Bardolino Custoza 2009 (worked well with the tannins but, for the same reason, would have worked equally well with a nice cup of tea)

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Course 4 – Potato & Wild Garlic Soup with extra virgin Olive oil.

Paired with Kali Gi Athiri 2009

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Course 5 – Pearl Barley Kedgeree with poached quails eggs & crispy shallot rings (so light and fine that a mere baby’s breath could have shattered them into powder) and milk foam.

Paired with Chateau St Michelle Chardonnay 2008

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Course 6 – an extra course – Poached plaice with wood sorrel, chervil powder, steamed suet oyster pudding and fennel puree.

Of course there was a beautifully matched wine pairing but forgive me..(hic)..for not making note of it.

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Course 7 - Roast Breast of Guinea Fowl, parcel of the leg & Jerusalem artichoke.

Paired with Argiolas Costera Cannonau di Sardegna 2007

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Course 8 – British & Irish cheeses with homemade fig, tomato and pear chutneys served with oat cakes.

Paired with Gewurztraminer Late Harvest 2006 & Krohn Colheita port 1978

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At this point the details were becoming blurred but I shall try to do it justice.


Course 9 – an extra course - Elderflower Panna Cotta with some kind of delicious strawberries and a buttery biscuit thing.

Paired with more Gewurztraminer as above

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Course 10 – Almond crisp with chocolate mousse, griottine cherries & cocoa sorbet.

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My husband was offered crepes layered with rich apple crème patisserie and, er.. (really, you have to forgive me for forgetting the details at this point, it was all getting a bit loose)

Served with Malbec Dulce Naturale Jean Bousquet

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Naturally, by now, we were so full that (much to my disappointment) I couldn’t manage the hazelnut and rosemary truffle petit fours and I couldn’t slip them into my handbag as they were dusted with cocoa.

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So all in all our meal consisted of over 50 complicated components, each made by processes using involved methods, and all made and cooked in a tiny room, smaller than the average domestic kitchen. Aumbry is a rarity in Manchester, we are lucky to have it. Go, I urge you to support our own home grown talent.

Now here comes the punch line. Mary Ellen and Lawrence are managing to produce this consistently high standard of intricate food and run their own restaurant whilst they also have a 6 month old baby and a toddler. Despite having a wonderful and much-appreciated circle of supportive family to help, after a busy service running the pass, Mary-Ellen still has to go home and take on the 24 hour demands of being a mother. This is just one of the reasons I ended up being pulled backwards out of the door and into a taxi, repeatedly referring to Mary-Ellen as a hero and an inspiration until well into the journey home.

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October 2010

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Restaurant Review - The Wizard, Alderley Edge

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The recent date of 10.10.10 marked the 50th Anniversary of the publication of ‘The Weirdstone of Brasingamen’, a ground-breaking & influential children’s fantasy novel by Alan Garner, set in Alderley Edge. 

As it only takes my food-obsessed brain half-a second to find some association between a current event and a reason to dine, I suggested we go to ‘The Wizard Inn’ for Sunday Lunch. I’m not a huge fan of Garner’s books but feel that they do successfully convey the magic of the area and hoped that this magic had found its way onto the menu.

The first thing that Alderley Edge in Cheshire usually brings to mind is footballers, mansions and WAGS but beyond this facade is actually a very magical and ancient place. The inspiration of many a legend. 

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A former coaching inn dating back to the 16th century, the striking white pub sits on the road between Macclesfield & Wilmslow nestled in the woodland area where the novel is set. We managed to squeeze our little car in between the Land Rovers and Mercedes (or should that be Mercedi?) and stepped through the doorway.

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The walls have been painted burnt ochre, there are stone floor tiles, and dark wooden beams. The condiments had been decanted into little flip-top jars placed on chunky dark furniture and the walls were filled with images of the inn as it has stood in bygone times.

The menu was an upmarket version of what you’d hope for from a pub with specials and deals handwritten on the blackboard. I thought a fair means test would be to order the Sunday Roast beef but was told that there were ‘no Yorkshire puddings’. Now, did no-one tell the chef it was Sunday? It was only 12.30pm when we pitched up so I know they couldn’t have run out.

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Anyway, that put me off so I had another look at the menu. Nice list of starters including a pint (£7.80) or half pint (3.95) of shell on prawns and smooth goose liver parfait with white peach chutney & toasted brioche (£5.75). There was also a curious item described as ‘crayfish lingue’ (£7.25) I hope this was a typo as I pity the poor commis chef that would have to find and prepare enough tiny crayfish tongues to offer enough decent portions for a busy Sunday lunch service – maybe that’s why nobody had time to make some bloody Yorkshire puddings!

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The big space is where they should have put some more toast

The parfait was tasty but there wasn’t enough brioche (is there ever?) and the peach chutney tasted like it’d been made with tinned peaches. This wasn’t a terrible thing - it just needed some more vinegar to counteract the soft peachy sweetness.

There was a nice range of main courses on the menu such as 3 types of roast, a burger, and steaks from locally sourced meat. Vegetarians were catered for with a couple of interesting vegetarian options including Roast Gnocci with spinach, walnuts & gorgonzola (£9.25). I chose the ‘Home-Farm’ Steak & Storm Ale Pie with suet crust, chantenay carrots & chips (£11.95). Actually, it was described so beautifully on the menu, I think this dish actually chose me.

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It arrived quirkily presented on its own wooden board with the carrots in a mini cauldron (nice touch on the wizard theme) and a bucket of chips (- which together with ‘free bar’ and ‘all you can eat’ is one of my favourite phrases.) The pastry was light and the meaty filling tender and well seasoned. It would be wrong to complain about food arriving too hot but the filling was hotter than a fire-breathing erotic dancer in Hades. Napalm would have had less effect than the gravy in these pies.

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My mother-in-law ordered Roast Pork in Scrumpy gravy from the Sunday specials board (£15.95 for 3 set courses) which looked a little anaemic and came with 2 underdone roasties and a nice side portion of vegetables. I asked her if it was any good and she just shrugged and said ‘meh.’

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No magical ‘sorcery’ going on with this part of the 3 course Sunday special for £15.95. One potato cut in half, a single slice of pork & anaemic gravy. 

We’d brought along our two young children, who were happy enough to share a ploughman’s sandwich and a soup for £7.95. Then they went outside to let off some steam and have a run-around in the lovely beer garden before sharing some Cheshire Farm ice cream. [The menu states that it is possible to order children’s portions of some of the main dishes upon request.]

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The garden is excellent for kids

All in all it answered the brief. I didn’t want anywhere too posh or formal as it was my mother-in-law’s birthday and she just wanted to relax with her family whilst eating reasonably priced good food in an independent. The Wizard is one of 8 venues owned by Ainscoughs who have a small portfolio of hotels, pubs & restaurants in the North West including the Miller Howe in the Lake District.

We were looking for something magical but failed to find it. The Wizard’s not hit my list of local favourites but I would return and I would definitely be tempted by the pie again, unless of course they had made some Yorkshire puddings…

 

Read on if you’d like to know the legend of Alderley…

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September 2010

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10 things I hate about food (and drink)

If you’re reading this blog, the chances are you’re a fellow food lover. I love food very, very much, but there are some things I cannot stomach. Why? Because they’re just plain wrong.  If you disagree, feel free to leave a comment, you’re entitled to your opinion – though you’d be wrong, clearly.

 

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1. Raisins

This goes for any curranty/sultanary thing. Why take something as juicy and ripe as a grape and dry it? ‘To preserve it’ you say? Well what with international air freight, a network of transport logistics and fridges, that argument becomes redundant doesn’t it? If you want to preserve grapes, make wine! Raisins are ugly, mean-looking things which resemble rodent droppings. Christmas is a very difficult time for people like me (There is no official term to describe raisin-haters, but there should be.)  My main objection is the fact that raisins usually take up valuable space that could be better filled by chocolate.



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2. Jam

Again, another way of preserving fruit that is out-dated. Perhaps it continues to exist through nostalgia. If I crave something sweet, the last thing I would want to eat is some sticky, sugary cooked fruit concoction (I also include marmalade in this category *shudders*). Should the jam go on top of the cream on a scone or under it? The correct answer, of course, is that the jam should stay in a sealed jar and sent by ever-orbiting satellite into outer space or buried several feet underground in a lead lined container.



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3. Gnocchi

Oh yes, I’m sure the Italian composer Pietro Gnocchi was thrilled when these were invented in his name. Rossini gets a fabulous Filet mignon/fois gras concoction created in his honour, whilst Gnocchi gets lumpy dumplings. These sloppy carbohydrate-packed nightmares stick to the top of the mouth and leave you conversing like you have a swollen tongue.


 

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4. Polenta

No? No? We’re not starving peasants who need carbohydrate rich foods to help us create enough energy to plough furrows in huge Italian fields. There’s no need for this grain mush to be around anymore. Boiled ground cornmeal? No thanks, and instead of making it palatable by adding huge amounts of butter and cheese, let’s just leave it out all together yeah? As I like to say when arguing about religion, just because something has been done for years over several generations, doesn’t make it good or right!



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5. Cotes du Rhone

I cannot find any reasonable explanation as to why I should find this particular wine so disagreeable to my palate. ‘Boss, what d’you want me to do with these tannin dregs?’, ‘Just put them in the barrel marked Cotes du Rhone’. Every bottle I’ve ever tried (and I have done some serious research into this matter) has tasted really metallic & dry, draining the saliva out of my mouth, leaving my teeth all squeaky, waiting and wanting some fruit to come through – but it never does.



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6. Beer

This is clearly not going to be a popular choice but let’s take it back to basics. Beer is produced by the brewing and fermentation of starches mainly derived from cereal grains such as malted barley and flavoured with hops. WTF? These aren’t even real ingredients! It tastes like bile. Many people comment on how foul their first sip of beer tasted which leaves me to wonder why there was ever a second.



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7. Breakfast Cereals

No wonder I like to have a lie-in when the first generally accepted thing on offer after a 10 hour period of enforced starvation is a bowl of processed grains. It’s like chewing a gravel drive. Nuffsed.



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8. Okra

My husband loves this vile vegetable but I’m with Gordon Ramsay on this. I do not take kindly to anything that veers towards the slimy. In fact, I nearly decided not to have children due to the amount of mucous they tend to produce. I suspect however, that if I was in the presence of a master okra chef, I could possibly be persuaded to upgrade my tolerance from hate to mild dislike.



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9. Veal

I bet you think it’s a cruelty issue that stops me eating this meat. Actually, I just see it as beef that’s not ready yet. I’m also put off by the colour. Meat shouldn’t really be pale brown/grey.



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10. Kidneys

An essential part of the urinary system of vertebrates, they excrete wastes such as urea and ammonium to the urinary bladder. Mmmmmm, doesn’t that sound delicious? A piss soaked blob of grainy flesh. That’s right, put a bit of Worcester sauce on it, that’ll completely mask the presence of animal wee. I do like liver though.


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August 2010

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Aug 12, 2010
Discovery of Carmenere – Wine tasting with the Devil

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It’s easy to see how people can get a bit intimidated by wine. I went on a wine course once. I forked out over £200 to end up knowing less about wine than when I started.

I had no idea how vast a subject it was. There’s a mind-boggling amount of factors that go into wine-making such as grape variety, climate, weather, drainage, soil, ageing, fermenting, bottling, etc. It can get properly geeky.  

To be a wine expert, you’d have to know all about world history, geography and chemistry as well as keep up to date with what’s being produced now. Recommending what food to match it with is the easy bit.

We were invited to a wine tasting by the Chilean winemakers Casillero del Diablo.

Well, I say invited, but one of my recipes won their Spring Supperclub competition (despite support from hubby in the form of ‘you’ll never win with that’) and this was part of the prize.

Follow the link for my winning recipe.

http://supperclub.chileanlegend.com/recipes/steak-served-with-a-pink-peppercorn-sauce-stuffed-mushrooms-roast-vine-tomatoes-and-chips

The wine tasting was lead by Ray O’Connor, who was going to talk us through six of the wines that Casillero del Diablo had brought for us to taste from their stable of 12. It was held at L’artelier des chefs and preceeded a cookery class.

Ray worked for Gordon Ramsay as Assistant Head Sommelier and won Young Wine Writer of the year in 2007. His aim (according to www.rayoconnorwine.com) is ‘de-mystifying wine for everyone’.

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Ray, in full flow

The first thing Ray wanted to talk about was HOW to taste wine to get the best out of it and let it reveal its qualities.

1. Give it a bit of a swirl in the glass to ‘wake it up’. Hold white wines by the stem so your hands don’t warm the chilled wine in the glass.

2.     Smell the wine, or as Ray put it ‘stick your nose right in there like it’s not your business.’ Just fill your lungs until your nasal hairs start twitching.

3.     Take a mouthful and make a big old shlurping sound. Using your mouth like a wind tunnel provides oxygen which opens up the fruit flavours.

4.     Spit it out (if you’re driving) or swallow it down.

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I swallowed obviously

Don’t be shy or embarrassed when swirling, sniffing or tasting wine. You need to do it to get the most out of the wine – and you’re bound to make more of an arse out of yourself after you’ve ‘tasted’ the whole bottle.

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Aagh, which one to taste next?

Casillero del Diablo was founded by Don Melchor, founder of Concha y Toro winery in 1891. He kept the best wines back for his own private cellar - perk of the job, but noticed that a few bottles kept going missing. So, he started spreading rumours amongst the thieving, but churchgoing, local villagers that the devil lived in his cellar. This old-fashioned security measure proved to be very effective and the business thrived. They now supply wine to over 120 countries so it’s pretty likely you’ll have tried their wine before.

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We tasted Pinot Grigio, Chardonnay, Shiraz Rose, Carmenere & Cabernet Sauvignon


Ray then explained how the geographical shape of Chile is really conducive to wine-growing. Chile is a long, thin country in South America. It has a unique climate as it’s surrounded by the Pacific Ocean, Antarctica, the Andes and the Desert. The sun has helped bring out all the best characters, so all the Casillero del Diablo wines are ‘built to give pleasure now’.

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Sparkling Chardonnay Brut -presented to us on arrival- a delicious and great value alternative to Champagne. My second favourite of the evening

My favourite of the night was the Carmenere. I’ve never even heard of this wine before. Carmenere grapes were almost wiped out in France by the Florixira plague around the 1850’s. Some un-diseased vines were saved and shipped over to Chile where they flourished, so now 99% of Carmenere grapes are grown in Chile. It’s light in character but has good length so pairs well with Sunday roast. I would describe it as a St. Emillion for beginners.  Nothing too challenging, easy drinking but good length and enough sophistication to impress your dad. What more do you need.

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July 2010

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Jul 5, 2010
Restaurant review: Lotus, 289 Palatine Rd, Northenden.

We recently celebrated our 5th wedding anniversary and decided to recapture some edible magic from our honeymoon in Malaysia. Time to pay a visit to Lotus in Northenden after a recommendation from a Malaysian friend.

The restaurant was clean, perhaps too clean, judging by the strong smell of bleach that assailed our nostrils as we walked in. It was early lunchtime though and we were amongst the first customers.

We had come with our two young children so were pleased to see that it was family friendly and that there were plenty of high chairs.

The restaurant decor has a slight eighties feel to it with the two tone pink walls, mirrors and high backed black and white chairs.

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Lotus describes itself as a Malaysian and South Indian restaurant. It’s always more promising to be faced with a regionally specific menu rather than one that tries to be all things to all people.

We started by ordering the traditional drink teh tarik, a sweet tea made with condensed milk which is poured between two cups held at arms length to create a froth and a unique flavour.

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The menu listed all the typical Malaysian dishes that we had hoped to see including chicken satay at £6.50 for 4 sticks and roti canai (£3) a traditional folded flaky bread. Both of these were served with the requisite accompaniments so no short cuts here.

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We ordered some Mee Goreng for the kids to share (£7.50) a stir-fried noodle dish packed with juicy prawns, squid and chicken.

We both decided to order the banana leaf special at £12.50 as it’s only offered every other weekend and we’d come at the right time. This consisted of either chicken, lamb, vegetable or soft shell crab curry, presented on a real banana leaf with rice and 4 little side dishes - two salads, rasam ( a spicy curried soup) and an aubergine curry. We chose chicken (served on the bone) and crab which was enormous and definitely a hands-on experience.

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In our general giddiness (and greediness), we also ordered a couple of dishes from the South Indian selection. A plain Dosa (£2.50) and a green chilli coriander Dosa (£3.50). These were enormous, wafer-thin pancakes served with 4 vegetable curries.

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We ended up with such a ridiculous number of plates and serving dishes on our table that we had to put some on the empty table next to us.

Eventually the owner, Vasanthy Seeralan came out of the kitchen to see who these greedy Westerners were. She’s a lovely warm lady who seems to really care about the quality and authenticity of her food and her ingredients as well as presentation. She has the fresh banana leaves imported specially at a cost of £20 per box of 50.

Vasanthy (just call me auntie) told us how she began providing home-cooking for the international students at Manchester University. Word got round and soon she was being asked to cater for larger events before deciding to open her own restaurant last year.

We’d obviously ordered far more than we could eat so Vasanthy arranged for our food to be packaged up for us to take home - even providing tiny lidded take-away bowls for all the little side dishes.

Seeing that our children were getting a little restless during our conversation, she kindly arranged for them to have a complimentary ais kacang, a crazy concoction made with shaved ice, syrup, condensed milk, jelly cubes, sweetcorn and kidney beans.

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At over £60, the bill was a little steep but the take-out provided a couple more meals for us.

It was just nice to go into a restaurant for lunch and come away with a new relative.

Lotus Restaurant can be found on Facebook.

http://www.lotusrestaurantuk.com


Jul 4, 2010
Eating and judging (my two favourite things) at the Food North West Awards, 2010

No, I’m not tasting urine samples in a ‘Highland-themed’ travelodge

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Whilst following various foodie tweeters and bloggers, I stumbled upon the phrase ‘Search for a Foodie’ - a call from the Mothership!

It turned out to be a link to the Food North West website, looking for self appointed food experts to help judge entries for the Food NW Awards over at Ewood Park, Blackburn.

I sent in my application – Next thing I know, I’m in!I dropped the kids off at grandmas (because mummy has some VERY important work to do) and headed up the M61.

I found my badge and squeezed myself in between the manager of Harvey Nichols food hall and a nice lady from the National Trust. Other members of my tasting team were a hospitality student/waitress, a lady from business link (who had been a chef before advising on small food business start-ups, and a (vegetarian) journo from the Liverpool Echo.

Our faces fell when our steward announced that our first category was ‘Sweet Jams and Marmalades’whilst we watched other stewards rush past us towards their tables with steaming trays full of aromatic local sausages, teetering piles of cakes and puddings (we do a great pudding oop North.)

Anyway, we made the right noises and managed to come up with a score. Each item was stripped of its packaging, given a reference number and judged between 1-4 on taste, texture and visual appearance. I was amused that Mr Harvey Nicks seemed impressed with my ability to identify minor ingredients from 50 paces.

Our steward then redeemed herself as the next category for our table was ‘Ready Meals and Pies’. Down went a lovely looking chicken pie, some huge chips you could have built a house with, some pretty impressive looking samosas.

‘Look at that’ observed Julie from Business Link ‘Ready meals representing the North West and we’ve got chips and samosas!’ Good Point, well made but I managed to snaffle a couple of chips and make a hole in the pie whilst she was talking. 

We then had a bit of a ‘car crash’ entry in the way of a cheesecake tart. WRONG! Sour and sharp cream cheese stuffed into a pre-made pastry case, topped with some raspberry goop. This was finished off with overwhipped cream with piss poor piping that even Fanny Craddock would have considered dated.

If you’re scrolling down, DON’T THINK I MADE THESE!

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Next was ‘Lamb and Goat Chops.’ Great news for Miss National Trust who turned out to have an obsession with Herdwick lamb and had done a butchery course for fun. Both were delicious but one had the edge over the other due to better butchering.

Bad news for the veggie journo judge sat at our table

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After lunch (nice to see they’d also laid on a buffet in case we found ourselves a bit peckish),the next category was breads. These ranged from a wierd pitta/naan studded with Turkish Delight, and a flabby chappati, to some well executed sour-dough breads and our favourite by far which we found out later was ‘Lakeland treacle bread with Walnuts and Raisins’. A perfect malted loaf that would be equally comfortable alongside a cheeseboard or eaten on its own.

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We were starting to feel pretty good about our table now. Whisperings from other tables revealed that some had had to judge a mustards and one even had to judge water!

Our table cheered when our steward announced that the next category was ‘Beverage – alcoholic beer’. Mike from Harvey Nicks all but flashed us his CAMRA membership card and started to almost levitate with happiness. He cheered up even more when I quietly admitted that I hate beer, so he could have mine too. 

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I opted out of the scoring and took some photos of me posing with all 7 beers so I could post them on Facebook for the benefit of all my friends wilting away in their stuffy offices doing their proper jobs.

Our last category was cakes. We’d all got a bit giddy since the beer tasting so when our steward put the tray of cakes down, we greeted her with whoops of delight.

The judging was over, so we had a glass of Cava and mingled with some of the producers whilst trying to eavesdrop on who’d made what. (I was tempted to find the cheesecake people and encourage them NEVER to step foot in a professional kitchen again!)

All in all, it was a grand day out eating and criticising (my two ultimate talents.)

The standard and range of food products and ingredients produced in the North West was something to be proud of.

The final ‘Producer of the Year’ and ‘New Product of the Year’ were announced at the gala dinner on June 24th 2010. To see a list of all the group winners and finalists, go to www.foodnw.co.uk

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